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Maybe I want to hear your guesses before I spill all of my cards~

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I cannot imagine that you would wander too far from Mondstadt - with or without your gnosis. You have as much pride of your people as I do of mine.

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Yes and no.

Distance is no problem at all -- especially for the wind.

Time, though . . .

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Time...?

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The winds always blow back to Mondstadt, for me.

To leave it for a time is certainly no problem, but . . . no journey like that could last forever.

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Then if fate permits, might I take you on a short venture? One that I vow to be swifter than even your shortest nap.

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I would love it, in fact.

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We could start within Teyvat if you like.

I do not believe either of us have ventured to Sumeru for many centuries now.

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A whirlwind tour of Teyvat? Oh, I could finally show you that opera in Fontaine that I know you would like!

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Yes. We could also go to the opera in Fontaine.

And many other places our old friends would have wanted us to experience.

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Ah, you may have trouble with some of the seafoods in Inazuma, though . . .

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I have lived in a port city for nearly four millennia. I am sure that I will find a way to manage.

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Do your best!

Hehe, and maybe I can finally drag you to Windblume . . .

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Ah. Yes.

[ He looks a bit sheepish now. ]

I never did make it to your festival, did I...?

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Nope!

It's a miracle you ever set foot in Mondstadt to begin with.

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[ That is true. Though also how many times did Morax visit when Venti was asleep.

No one will ever know. ]

Then perhaps the first thing we should do is enjoy a festival of Mondstadt.

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[ Only Morax will ever know . . . ]

Yes!! You won't hear any complaints from me!

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Then Windblume is your Mondstadt festival of choice? I do believe I have a few assumptions on why you wish for me to come to that one in particular.

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Really? And what assumptions are those?

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Would Lord Barbatos like me to bring him flowers as a romantic gesture?

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Ehehe . . . maybe he would!

If only you'd noticed all the other times I asked over a few hundred years . . .

[ He was hitting on you this WHOLE TIME and FOR WHAT!!! ]

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You cannot simultaneously call me a blockhead and expect me to pick up your unique brand of hints.

I thought that was something you asked of everyone.

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Only ever you.

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[ He waits. Patiently.

For the punchline. ]

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[ RIP in pieces ]



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