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[ SIR. ]

Mmhmm, well, that's not the kind of getting eaten I particularly care for, so maybe some personal space would help--?

[586]

So you're saying you enjoy the other kind? [ snickers. ]

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Doesn't anyone?

[ It is now time to try to wriggle free of the giant salivating carnivore ]

Now eat your burgers!

[586]

Are you going to order anything?

[ he starts on his burger mountain. ]

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Oh, I did!

[ Disappearing to retrieve his one (1) black bean burger and fries.

He holds out one of the latter in offering. ]

[586]

[ sniffs at the fry, opening his maw to snatch the fry with his tongue for a taste. ]

[ crinkles his nose. ] It... tastes a bit funny.

[outofoffice]

[ Laughs ]

See, told you! You might as well stick to your burgers.

[586]

[ going to set his claws on the table and start wolfing down the burger mountain. ]

These things are really... moist... [ aka greasy. ]

[outofoffice]

[ . . . gross ]

Is that good or bad?

[586]

I don't know. Most meat I eat isn't this... maybe juicy??? is a better word? [ except, hm, that's not true, but blood isn't the same as grease. NOT BY A LONG SHOT. ] It's not bad. Just... different.

How is your grass burger?

[outofoffice]

It's perfect, and not remotely wet!

[586]

...so it's dry then? [ crinkles his snoot. ] That sounds worse.

[outofoffice]

[ Laughs ]

Don't worry, don't worry~ It suits me fine.

[586]

If you're sure. [ going to finish his burger mountain and then slouch into venti. greasy burgers aren't the ideal nourishment for someone like him, so he's feeling overly full. ] You're going to have to roll me back to the hotel...

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[ Patting his snoot ]

Do you feel any better, at least?

[586]

[ rests his head on the table. ] ...a little bit. I'm full [ sets a claw on his stomach. ] but not full. I can't explain it, but it's starting to wear on me.

[outofoffice]

[ Frowning a little . . . ]

When did this start? After the game?

[586]

Yeah. Not too long after I started to notice it...

[outofoffice]

In that case . . . most likely it will wear off in another day or two.

[586]

I hope so... I'm not interested in bursting before this stupid feeling goes away. [ noses another burger. ] Are you feeling any better? I know you not only had it rough during the game, but also after the game... I came here to make you feel better... not the reverse.

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I do feel better! I'm a person of little means, you know; all I need to be happy is some good company.

[586]

[ /// ] And you think I'm good company?

[outofoffice]

[ Laughs ]

I wouldn't go out with you twice if I didn't, would I?

[586]

Go... out...

Is this a date?

[outofoffice]

[ . . . ]

I dunno, is it?

[ tbf this time he mostly wanted to avoid being eaten ]