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[ Snooping, of course.

Can you afford it, Zhongli? ]

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[ He actually can because he never pays attention to points but it is going to put a sizable dent in his bank account.

Offers the phone for Venti to also pick anything he would like (as long as it is in good taste). ]

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Eh? Me?

[ He takes the phone and scrolls through the stationery section curiously.


. . .


And then adds a pack of glitter gel pens to the cart. ]

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[ . . .

Is that in good taste?





Oh well. Clicks purchase. ]

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[ They're both about to find out.

Grinning! ]

I'll be sure to make something for you! ♥

[leaveofabsence]

[ Just raises one eyebrow as if to say "BEHAVE" ]

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Wow! How ungrateful! You never appreciate my gifts, do you?

[leaveofabsence]

[ Mimes watering flowers ]

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. . .

Pouring wine?

[leaveofabsence]

[ Cups his hands together and spreads his fingers ]

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Hmmm . . .

Fresh lotus blooms . . .

[leaveofabsence]

[ How did Venti get---




Sighs.

And points to his phone before trying to scoot Venti off of his lap. ]

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[ He scoots off, but not without grumbling and whining profusely. ]

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[ Ruffles his hair and goes to retrieve the things he ordered.

Added bonus - Venti can deal with all the flowers and ink drawings on him in the meantime. ]

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[ He COULD . . .

Or he could bellyflop on the bed and mope until Zhongli returns. ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ Comes in with an armful of suppli----





Did Venti fall back asleep?

Fuck. ]

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[ Yes, look what you've done.



Just kidding, he looks up when Zhongli re-appears. ]

You have a dragon for this kind of thing, you know.