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[ Rather than a voicemail, there's just a brief melody on a lyre ]

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[cryovision]

[lightly kicks venti in the knee! He's too lazy to get up and too tired to be cool.]

Nice to know you're thinking about me getting off.

[outofoffice]

[ COMPLETELY SHAMELESS: ]

That's the hazard in a place like this, isn't it?

[cryovision]

I suppose I should just be flattered, hm?

[gently attempting to push venti over now. with his foot.]

[outofoffice]

[ He flops over with a little oof, like the literal lightweight he is. ]

Obviously!

[cryovision]

Aha! Behold, I have toppled a god.

[ :) ]

[outofoffice]

You have sullied divinity with your foot.

[cryovision]

You were already being awfully filthy, my dear. I doubt I could sully you further.

[outofoffice]

[ Throwing an arm over his eyes in a mock swoon ]

How dare you! I'm merely an innocent witness to the myriad crimes of this world.

[cryovision]

Oh, sure.

[Pavo finishes his mug of wine and, after making a sad face at it, flops over in the grass next to Zephyr with a sigh.]

I am, admittedly, a terrible perpetrator of crimes.

[outofoffice]

Is that why this sinner comes looking for absolution?

[ Letting his arm flop back into the grass ]

Unfortunately, this god sees no crimes deserving of it!

I could lie and tell you that the wine has been sanctified, though.

[cryovision]

[ahahaahahahahahHAHAHAH "sinner" is a great word and Pavo definitely doesn't flinch when he hears it]

Hmmm... Perhaps it's my future crimes that might need absolution. Is that something I can get in advance?

[outofoffice]

[ hey you said it buddy not him ]

The bad news is that absolution can only be applied retroactively!

The good news is that I'm not particularly concerned about it in this case.

[cryovision]

[CRIMES AND SINS ARE DIFFERENT OK]

How reassuring.

[but he can't actually feel reassured for SOME REASON]

...I'd ask you how you're so confident but I'm afraid that would open us to topics neither of us would enjoy.

[outofoffice]

[ He just laughs ]

Maybe it's just a bard's intuition!

[cryovision]

Perhaps.

[Pavo's... distant, a bit. He doesn't know how to voice his real fears, or how to accept venti's (or anyone's) faith in him. It feels awkward. So he's quiet now, overthinking it without saying so.]

[outofoffice]

[ Sitting up to peer down at him for a long moment

Hmmmmmmmmmmm ]

[cryovision]

...Yes?

[Why are you looking at him like thaaaat]

[outofoffice]

I know what you need.

[ Reaches down

Bops his nose ]

More wine!

[cryovision]

[??????

well that makes him blush, because it's embarrassing.]

...Ahaha... Well, I would never turn down more wine.

[outofoffice]

[ Step one of his plan: success ]

One moment and I'll be right back~

[ He disappears from the room again, but this time when he returns, it's with the bucket he'd brought to the party.

Just.

Full of wine. ]

[cryovision]

[that is so much wine... and so necessary]

Ah, now you're on the right page.

[outofoffice]

If we're to wallow in Mondstadt nostalgia for the evening, then I insist we do it properly! As the magnanimous Anemo Archon intended!

[cryovision]

Truly a god deserving of praise.

[don't mind him refilling his mug, then!]

[outofoffice]

Ehehe. ☆ That's the spirit.

[ Instead of refilling his own glass, though, he pulls out his lyre. ]

[cryovision]

I see I'm being pampered now.

[Not that he minds. He's frankly still cold and bloody and tired so he's going to let Venti pamper him all he wants.

...Until it touches his emotions and he has to run away but like it's fine. He's drinking more and intends to get very drunk.]

Are you feeling bad for this poor, bedraggled knight?